Cutest Funny Quotes to Make Him Smile

Funny Quotes to Make Him Smile Best

Your man is set to smile after reading any of these messages. It is for sure that he will have no choice but to smile. Here we have prepared a lot of messages for you, we hope you will text them to your loved ones.

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1. Like my pineapple, you are so sweet, and I will eat you without mercy because a fruit like you is too sweet.

2. If you were a vegetable, I am sure you will be lettuce, and I love eating lettuce as though my life depends on it.

3. The last delicacy I had is filled with the seasonings of your sweet lips. I will always be there to make you happy.

4. You are the tomato in my stew, so delicious, and I am not ready to share the taste of you with anyone.

5. You are like my precious apple, I can never forget the taste of your first kiss, it was so sweet and enticing.

6. Let us wrap each other like a blanket, so that we can keep each other warm for a long time.

7. Dear sweet angelic hubby, you know I have always wanted to spend the rest of my life with you, I want you to be mine as milk is to the tea.

8. There is no meaning to a world without you, you will be the one for me, the most amazing love of my life.

9. I will not eat alone because it will not be delicious without your smile. I will not walk alone, because it will be nothing without you.

10. I love the way you hold my hands, it is the sweetest lollipop I have ever tasted in my life. I love you so much.

11. I love the taste of your tongue, it tastes like chocolate, I love you lips, they are the strawberry of pleasure.

12. You are my chocolate candy, whenever I taste you, I taste happiness in abundance. I love your face, it is the most radiant sunshine.

13. There is no woman that sees you and does not trip for you, I suggest you should start wearing a mask.

14. The flow of love in your heart has affected mine, I am so happy with you because you make me happy whenever you smile at me.

15. I will not prepare your favorite until you send that money into my account, or else forget about this night too.

16. I know you are fine where you are, I am really sure you are more like a panda, jumping in joy.

17. If you were to be a bird, I will prefer that you are a peacock, I love the color and the pride.

18. You are my lemon juice, a drop of you takes away my pain, and your flavor stimulates my emotion.

19. I don’t want to be shy anymore. I want to be with you all my life. I love you so much and will do always.

20. You have been so sweet, although you are not orange, yet I feel like to squeeze you against my body forever.

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21. I may have an empty brain, but I have enough ideas that will push a person to jump down from the top of a mountain.

22. I can rob the World Bank just to show you how much I love you. I can commit any crime to satisfy you but all will be in my dream.

23. You are more interesting than I thought, in fact, I am beginning to love you more than the taste of the stew.

24. No one understands why I am going crazy over you, they never knew I enjoy your company that tastes like an apple.

25. To fall in love is like a brick falling down. You can’t control the way you fall in love with that special prince.

26. I am cold right now, all I need is just some precious hug from the man of my life. I will be glad you did.

27. Having you in this world is one of the most beautiful gifts ever given to me, I am so happy for having treasure as a husband.

28. That smile of yours, I can’t resist its power, so beloved. I am happy for you because you make me happy always.

29. Who can take your thoughts away from me? Can you take a bar of sweet chocolate away from a child?

30. I can hug everything about you because your body keeps me warm, and your kisses give me energy. I love you, dear hubby.

31. You don’t know how your love drives me crazy; I can’t accept a rival in my world. I love you so much.

32. You are that handsome man whose love I cannot forget; you are the most beloved chocolate in my life.

33. I can’t forget you for the rest of my life; you are the most amazing birds that sing the best love song in my life.

34. You are my ice prince when I am hot; you give me a hug to keep me cool. You belong to me alone; no one dare share your love with me.

35. Whatever it takes to make you happy will always be my precious aim; I will try my best to make you happy.

36. The most beloved thing that has ever happened to me is the precious face you have got. So bright.

37. I don’t want to lose for anyone; you are too expensive to be given out to someone else. I love you.

38. Your face is the love I cannot forget about, it brings the spirit of passion to my heart. I love you so much.

39. We can be together all the time to enjoy the taste of love and passion together. There is a fire in your eyes; I can’t resist the passion they bring to me.

40. I feel secured anytime you are with me, I don’t know why my heart keeps beating fast anytime I see you.

Trends Now for Today

41. There is no reason to be separated from you if we can blend like the mixture of salt and water, the heart that loves will be happy forever.

42. I don’t want to forget this day; it is the most amazing day of my life as I found you. You are the light of love in my heart.

43. Divine love has come to me, I will never forget this wonderful day again, the day the most amazing man came to my world.

44. Whenever we hold hands in the street, my heart is at rest. You are more precious to me than anything else.

45. You are so blessed, and without you, it will be very difficult to enjoy my day. I love you so much.

46. The sweetest lollipop of my life, thanks for everything you have done in this world for me. I love you.

47. All I want to see you do is to smile always. I want to be your interesting husband, your happiness.

48. Do you know you are the prince of my heart? I am really sure of what I’m saying because you are the best for me.

49. I don’t want to be left alone in a cruel life, you are the happiness I see in this world, I love you to a hundred degrees centigrade.

50. Your radiant face is a beauty base. I can buy all kinds of flowers for you because you make me look special.

51. When you finally found that hearth robber who stole your heart away, you have found the best in the world.

52. You are more precious to me than anything else; you make this world look like chocolate to me.

53. I can take you to the brim of light created in my heart for you alone. I love everything about you.

54. The most amazing thing that has ever happened to me is the taste of your love; I can’t risk losing you to anyone in this world.

55. The most important place I have ever been to in terms of love is your heart. It is so sweet to live in your heart.

56. Whenever you hear a sound in your heart, don’t panic, I am the one dwelling in it. I want to stay safe for the rest of my life.

57. This heart is longing for your love, this heart is not happy anymore because it can just forget about the one that cares this much.

58. I may not be able to convince you to stay with me until the end of time, but I must confess that you have always been the most amazing man ever met.

59. I can’t forget the entire moments we shared together. I can’t forget the love we shared, the most amazing words of love heard from you were so cool.

60. It is not possible for a woman like me to forget your heartwarming words, I am so deep in love with you and I can’t even deny this.

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61. I have been so happy since the day I met you, I will never let you down for there is no need to allow such a thing to happen.

62. You have been so cool all your life, you deserve true love and I am ready to give you the true love of life.

63. Don’t worry about me, I already live for you, I want to spend the rest of my life in your arms. I want to be your wife for the rest of my life.

64. There is no reason to smile if you are far away, you need to come back to fuel my joy. I love you.

65. Having you in my world has been the most beloved thing that ever happened to me, I wish you the best of luck.

66. Thanks for being there for me, I will always be with you all my life because you are the man divinely meant for me.

67. The pain of love is worth it, if I will have to fight over to get your love, I will always do because you mean everything to me.

68. I will always be yours all my life. I will cherish you no matter what it takes. You will never be tired of me all your life.

69. My entire dream is to see that you are happy. I can wait to see how excited you are. I love you.

70. There is a sign of love in you, a sign of true love. I will be yours for the rest of my life. I love you.

71. The most amazing love of my life, I wish you the best that will keep you smiling all your life.

72. The true meaning of love was found in you the first day I set my eyes on you. I love you so much.

73. You are my dearest love, the one I can do everything to please. I will never hurt your feeling unjustly.

74. I need your love in my life. I will always be yours all the time for you have always been my dream achiever.

75. Whenever I am with you, tears of passion can’t be holding back, I am happy that you came into my life.

76. The happiness I derive from you cannot be overemphasized, you make me happy all the time, and this has always been my will.

77. Don’t you know how much I love you? I will be yours no matter what it takes; I will be your happiness all my life.

78. All I want in this world is to see you coming back to me every day; I want to see your face until I fade away.

79. There are many reasons why being in love makes me happy, it is the very reason why I cannot share your love with anyone.

80. The base of true love for me is being found in you, I want to trace the track of love with you for I am happy to be with you.

81. Precious things in this world are hard to get, it took me 20 years to meet the love of my life. I love you.

82. Never will I take you for granted for any reason; you make me happy all my life. I wish you the best in this world.

83. I am happy to be with you all my life, you are my dream, the one that brings peace to my heart. I love you.

84. The billionaire dream I use to have is not in the form of cash but in the form of having true love like you.

85. I need you to know that I will do my best to make you happy all the time. I love you more than you ever could believe.

86. You are my happiness, the one I will never let go no matter the condition of my heart.

87. Put a smile on your face, it is one of the most amazing virtues on earth, when you smile, the world will be calm.

88. If every man can be as simple as you are, everything will be fine. I am so glad I have you in my life.

89. I just want to be yours all my life, I want to remain your happiness all my life because you make me happy.

90. Meeting you in life is a success that will be celebrated for the rest of my life. I wish you more success in life.

Latest Trends

91. Don’t worry about me, worry about me losing you for someone else. I don’t want to be separated from you at all.

92. The best moment of my life is that special one spent with you. I will never let you down for any reason.

93. You are my beloved angel, the one that keeps bringing peace to my heart. I thank God for the gift of you.

94. Loving you is a great achievement, since the day I knew you, all you know how to do best is to take good care of me.

95. I will never deny the fact that I have never met a man like you before. You are a man with a great attitude worthy of being emulated.

96. I will spend the rest of my life taking very good care of you. I will prepare your favorite no matter what.

97. Even amidst pain, I will never forget you. I will be with you all the time for there is no reason to forget you.

98. I love you more than the way you think of me. In fact, words cannot describe the way I feel for you.

99. It is my pleasure to have met a man who really cares about me. I am glad I have found a man whose only aim is to see that I am happy.

100. I have always wanted to be yours all my life. This is really important to make you happy no matter how difficult time could be.

Enjoy these wonderful messages with your loved ones. They are the best of messages you can send to that lucky man, and he will really appreciate you for that.

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